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The Most Interesting Guide on iPhones & Facebook

Some say, if he ever joined Facebook it would crash the internet. And that he is adamant the i-phone was invented by Rastafarians. Others have heard him say, Meh nuh un’ahstan’ bonefish, seen? But meh ovahstan’ dem, meh ovahstan’ dem feh real. All we’re sure of is he’s the most interesting guide in the world I-world. * [...]

The Genius of Interesting

Some say, the list of his accolades is so unbelievable it must be a figment of his own imagination, for which he just won the Pulitzer Prize and the McCarthur Genius Award. Others say that, strangely, he can only get drunk by osmosis. All we’re sure of is he’s the most interesting guide in the [...]

The Most Interesting Guide on Twitter

Some say his “bonefish dance” has been known to raise fertility levels in certain tribes on the opposite side of the globe, and that he doesn’t understand why all birds are laughing at him. Other’s say that he thinks a “tweet” is the sound a rusty reel makes. All we know is, he’s the most interesting [...]

The Most Interesting Guide of 2011 Returns for 2012

Some say he must return the sea every fortnight, to molt, and that his mating rituals, even by fish standards, are bizarre. Others say that, strangely, he speaks only in binary when he’s drunk . All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * 01001001001000000110010001101111011011100010011101110100001000000110000101101100011101110110000101111001011100110010000001100111011001010111010000100000011101000110111100100000011001100110100101110011011010000010000001101101011110010111001101100101011011000110011000101100001000000110001001110101011101000010000001110111011010000110010101101110001000000100100100100000011001000110111100100000010010010010000001110010011001010110001101101111011011010110110101100101011011100110010000100000011101000110100001100101001000000111011101100001011101000110010101110010001000000110111101100110001000000110000100100000011110010110111101110101011011100110011100100000011011010110111101101111011011100010000001110100011010010110010001100101001011000010000001101000011000010110110001100110001000000110000100100000011011000110100101101101011001010010110000100000011000010010000001110011011100000111001001101001011001110010000001101111011001100010000001101101011010010110111001110100001011000010000001100001011011100110010000100000011101000110100001100101001000000111001101101100011010010110011101101000011101000010000001110111011010000110100101100110011001100010000001101111011001100010000001100010011011110110111001100101011001100110100101110011011010000010000001110011011011000110100101101101011001010010111000101110001011100000110100001010011100110111010001101001011100100010000001100111011001010110111001110100011011000111100100101100001000000110010001100101011000110110000101101110011101000010110000100000011000010110111001100100001000000110010101101110011010100110111101111001001011100000110100001010000011010000101001010011011101000110000101111001001000000111001101100001011011000111010001111001001000000110110101111001001000000110011001110010011010010110010101101110011001000111001100101110 ____________________ * Not familiar, check it out here. Decode binary here.

Interesting…

Some say he’s seen “A River Runs Through It” an astonishing 0.3 times. Others say he doesn’t know what silverware is for. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do, it’s tails up, noses down, fish on. Stay salty [...]

Fridays Are Fun, Seriously.

Some say that underneath his luxurious tan is a coat of glittering scales, and that he’s carefully trained himself to breath above water. Others say he still doesn’t understand blinking. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do, I [...]

Fridays w/ STIGGY

Some say that for him 2 plus 2 equals yellow, and that he finds twist-off bottle caps infuriating. Others say he believes snow is something he did wrong. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do, I prefer snaking [...]

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