________________ He invented philosophy so trout fishermen could write books, and feel better about themselves. His future beard will inspired the legend of bigfoot and the Yeti… in the past. He once caught a bonefish in a rain puddle next to a freeway in Ohio… he killed and ate it, just to put it out [...]
Posts Tagged ‘pretentious’
Most Interesting Fridays Returns
He has been awarded an honorary doctorate in “Masculinity”. He once successfully guided a client to their first bonefish via cell-phone, using sound alone. He has Never. Once. Tweeted. …and he still has more followers than Lady Gaga… including Lady Gaga. He is still the most interesting guide in the world. “I don’t always [...]
*The FLYOSOPHER cometh…
Ok, ok. I’ve simply got to send a shout out to the blog: Flyosophy. The author–the so-called “Sean Juan” Murphy–runs (and I use the term loosely) a blog (again, loosely) that manages both occasional and prodigious output (or perhaps, throughput, is more accurate) on the subject of fly fishing… more or less. It is, I [...]
Halloween Can Be Interesting
At costume parties people come dressed as him. He’s never once been asked, “trick or treat?” …they just give him the treat and leave. Every Halloween he dresses as himself, and still wins “Most Interesting Costume”. He is still the most interesting guide in the world. If you don’t have TV, never visit sports bars, [...]
Most Interesting Fridays
The Most Interesting Guide in the World on Halloween: “In my experience, the trick is always more interesting than the treat.” “I don’t always get to fish, but when I do I prefer bonefish. Stay salty, my friends.”
The Return of Interesting
He is so persuasive he once talked an apple tree into bearing limes… because he rather fancied a Mojito. On three separate occasions he’s negotiated peace between rival tribes with nothing more than a copy of The Prophet, two limes, and a barbless #2 Clouser Minnow. When asked the secret to his series of astonishing [...]
