Some say his fly rod grows from his finger like the silver Terminator, and that the hooks on his flies are actually teeth he’s shed, like a shark. Others say he’s convinced clouds are following him. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish [...]
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The Most Interesting Friday
____________________ He does not believe in 3-x tippet, jet skis, or fruit in beer. The last time he was asked how many fish he caught, 3 fishermen quit and took up miniature golf, another ate his flyrod, and a 5th spontaneously combusted… he used the carbon in the ashes to make himself a new flyrod [...]
Most Interesting Fridays: Bigfoot edition
________________ He invented philosophy so trout fishermen could write books, and feel better about themselves. His future beard will inspired the legend of bigfoot and the Yeti… in the past. He once caught a bonefish in a rain puddle next to a freeway in Ohio… he killed and ate it, just to put it out [...]
Most Interesting Fridays Returns
He has been awarded an honorary doctorate in “Masculinity”. He once successfully guided a client to their first bonefish via cell-phone, using sound alone. He has Never. Once. Tweeted. …and he still has more followers than Lady Gaga… including Lady Gaga. He is still the most interesting guide in the world. “I don’t always [...]
*The FLYOSOPHER cometh…
Ok, ok. I’ve simply got to send a shout out to the blog: Flyosophy. The author–the so-called “Sean Juan” Murphy–runs (and I use the term loosely) a blog (again, loosely) that manages both occasional and prodigious output (or perhaps, throughput, is more accurate) on the subject of fly fishing… more or less. It is, I [...]
Halloween Can Be Interesting
At costume parties people come dressed as him. He’s never once been asked, “trick or treat?” …they just give him the treat and leave. Every Halloween he dresses as himself, and still wins “Most Interesting Costume”. He is still the most interesting guide in the world. If you don’t have TV, never visit sports bars, [...]
