Some say his closest genetic ancestor has a hammer where it’s head should be, And that each hair on his body is actually a tiny tooth. Others say if he doesn’t keep moving, he’ll drown. All we know is he’s the most interesting guide in the water. * I don’t always get to fish myself, [...]
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Some say he’s been guiding for so long he thinks a flyrod is something you wave at bonefish in order to scare them away, And that he ties all his flies on paperclips in order to prevent injury to his kin. All we know is he’s called Windknot. * I don’t always get to fish [...]
Some say, his official ID lists his physical features as 10-foot long, and neutrally bouyant. And that, years ago, when he landed is first tarpon on fly he didn’t drag it out of the water, take a zillion insta-gram pics, post them on instumblookface.com, email a hipster-emo-redneck-style story to the Drike, make a yotube documentary [...]
His personality is so hypnotic vampires ask him to bite them. He is the reason Jeremy Wade refuses to fish in salt water. He attributes his astonishing agelessness and vitality to a ritual he performs every full moon with a papaya, half a liter of Don Julio, a small quantity of habañero peppers, and a 12-volt battery. [...]
Tarpon Season Rain from the south— wind and the boat …….dancing dockside, waiting.
Some say he believes all of human history to be an elaborate experiment conducted by mice and observed by dolphins… and that his Recommended Daily Intake for rum is “Seven”. Others say he’s terrified of clown fish. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to [...]
New Flatswalker / Fish-Bones film. The dude doing all the talking/singing/thumbs-upping is your’s truly, Mr. WindKnot. Other than that, it’s sort of self explanatory. Enjoy. (And also, vimeo rocks. Fe’ reel, dred.) (PS Wow, has technology come a long way; that 2009 Andros vid looks like it was shot on my phone… a 2005 Nokia something… max [...]