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Just when you thought it was safe

October 05, 2012

Some say his closest genetic ancestor has a hammer where it’s head should be,
And that each hair on his body is actually a tiny tooth.

Others say if he doesn’t keep moving, he’ll drown.

All we know is he’s the most interesting guide in the water.

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I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.

Stay salty my friends.

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Most Interesting Guide

September 28, 2012

Some say he’s been guiding for so long
he thinks a flyrod is something you wave at bonefish
in order to scare them away,

And that he ties all his flies on paperclips
in order to prevent injury to his kin.

All we know is he’s called Windknot.

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I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.

Stay salty my friends.

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Interestingly Irate Fridays

September 14, 2012

Some say, his official ID lists his physical features
as 10-foot long, and neutrally bouyant.

And that, years ago, when he landed is first tarpon on fly
he didn’t drag it out of the water, take a zillion insta-gram pics,
post them on instumblookface.com,
email a hipster-emo-redneck-style story to the Drike,
make a yotube documentary about it all
and generally act like a total self-agrandizing ass.

Others say he has a strange compulsion related to beer…
wait, that should read: bears, no: beats… Battlestargalactica.
Right, that’s it: pop-culture references.

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I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.

Stay salty my friends.

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The Return of Interesting

July 06, 2012

His personality is so hypnotic vampires ask him to bite them.

He is the reason Jeremy Wade refuses to fish in salt water.

He attributes his astonishing agelessness and vitality to a ritual
he performs every full moon with a papaya, half a liter of Don Julio,
a small quantity of habañero peppers, and a 12-volt battery.
He has declined to elaborate.

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I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.

Stay salty my friends.

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Interesting…

April 13, 2012

Some say he believes all of human history to be an elaborate experiment
conducted by mice and observed by dolphins…

and that his Recommended Daily Intake for rum is “Seven”.

Others say he’s terrified of clown fish.

All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world.

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I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.

Stay salty my friends.

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Bonefish on the fly?… Let It Roll

March 26, 2012

New Flatswalker / Fish-Bones film. The dude doing all the talking/singing/thumbs-upping is your’s truly, Mr. WindKnot. Other than that, it’s sort of self explanatory. Enjoy.

(And also, vimeo rocks. Fe’ reel, dred.)

(PS Wow, has technology come a long way; that 2009 Andros vid looks like it was shot on my phone… a 2005 Nokia something… max resolution: roughly the size of a postage stamp.)

(PPS What’s a postage stamp? Google it.)

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