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		<title>Tarpon Opera</title>
		<link>http://flatswalker.com/2010/08/15/tarpon-opera/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 22:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WindKnot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ummm&#8230;I don&#8217;t really know, but I think I get it. Somehow. More madness from the Keys. Enjoy. What do tarpon fishermen do on long, lonely nights when tarpon season is effectively over? Well, some do this.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Ummm&#8230;I don&#8217;t really know, but I think I get it. Somehow.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">More madness from the Keys. Enjoy.</p>
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<p>What do tarpon fishermen do on long, lonely nights when tarpon season is effectively over? Well, some do this.</p>
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		<title>Midweek Sermon: Less is more.</title>
		<link>http://flatswalker.com/2010/06/08/midweek-sermon-less-is-more/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 20:50:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WindKnot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How long, exactly, has it been since we&#8217;ve decided that we don&#8217;t really give a crap about anything but getting more stuff? But that&#8217;s not right is it? I don&#8217;t think there was ever an actual decision&#8211;not as such. It&#8217;s hard to achieve precision in anything so murky as our present predicament, but what is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How long, exactly, has it been since we&#8217;ve decided that we don&#8217;t really give a crap about anything but getting more stuff? But that&#8217;s not right is it? I don&#8217;t think there was ever an actual <em>decision&#8211;</em>not as such. It&#8217;s hard to achieve precision in anything so murky as our present predicament, but what is a least finally certain is that it&#8217;s all bound together in the same mix, all boiled from the same soup, as it were. Our obsession with greed, with having more (and more and more and more and more and more and more and more) is part and parcel of our belief in Capitalism (with a capital &#8220;C&#8221;&#8211;like <em>S</em>ocialism, or <em>S</em>atanism, or <em>C</em>annibalism, or what-have-you-ism) as the <em>way</em> of things. IT IS BLOODY WELL NOT. It is not a human thing, or a natural thing, or (even&#8211;and this is interesting) an economic thing. It is a twisted, (and now) dying thing.</p>
<p>I have slowly come to the conclusion over the last few years that Capitalism should be the enemy of all right thinking fishermen and women out there. It doesn&#8217;t matter if you spin or fly, if you only catch-and-release (&#8220;by Jove&#8221;), or whack em on the head for a living. If the motive is strictly profit, we lose &#8230; and the fish lose. And, (here&#8217;s the thing) it is always the short term interest, the near sighted investor that presides over the destruction of any &#8220;resource&#8221;. The fisherman who thinks he could supply the town instead of the neighborhood and ends up fishing himself out of business is just as guilty as the fish supplier who thinks they should supply the international market instead of the city.</p>
<p>There is a word for unchecked growth: cancer.</p>
<p>I know only 5 (maybe 6) human souls actually check this blog &#8230; and only 3 of those actually read it &#8230; but if we all share the same righteous indignation with another half-dozen, and they do the same. Well, we&#8217;d all still be at it for the rest of our lives, but at least we could say we tried. I mean, frankly, at this point there isn&#8217;t much hope. We have taken the wrong path. We have chosen poorly. We must push our stone to the top of the hill every &#8230; single &#8230; day. (And, we could only hope for such a lenient penance.)</p>
<p>So, all you in <em>the business</em> take note (if you read my blog, which you don&#8217;t, so never mind): your primary responsibility is to your benefactor &#8230; and she is Mother Nature. Never, ever, assume that catching fish is the main goal here. It is not.</p>
<p>What is the goal of golf? To play the game, right? Ok, ok, to win, but that is merely the result of having played the game well. Playing the game is really the main thing, and <em>that</em> is where the majority of the fun and entertainment is, right? If the goal were merely to win golf would only be one round long.</p>
<p>It is the same with fishing. The goal is just to go fishing, to fish. Catching a fish is merely the result of fishing well, and not everyone does that, right? Of course, there are days when someone who can&#8217;t actually play golf very well still wins, which is lucky for them and a lot of fun. It&#8217;s the same way with fishing.</p>
<p>In fact, I&#8217;d argue that on some days catching just one fish is better than losing track &#8230; and, if they&#8217;re honest, I&#8217;d bet a lot of the folks I&#8217;ve fished with would say the same. Fishing is not (or should not) be a <em>quantitative</em> experience, but rather, a <em>qualitative</em> one. That&#8217;s what bothers us about the countless grip-n-grin &#8220;hero&#8221; shots on the average fish porn blog. That&#8217;s what upsets us when some SOB kills a great fish just for the sake of some obscure record. (Catching The Biggest is, for those &#8220;anglers&#8221; the ultimate form of having more.)</p>
<p>Turn your back on more. Forget about the biggest or the most. Cherish the one that got away. Remember the slow days that were still great days of fishing. Take those fish porn blogs off your favorites list. Boycott the grip-n-grin mags. Remove those links on your own blogs to the same. Let&#8217;s embrace the quiet message, the paradox that less is more, that the first shall be last, that the poor shall inherit the earth, that we must lose our (selfish, greedy) selves to find our selves&#8230; and if you get there, can you help me find my way?</p>
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		<title>Most Interesting&#8230;Wednesdays?</title>
		<link>http://flatswalker.com/2010/06/02/most-interesting-wednesdays/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 21:24:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WindKnot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When he picks up a flyrod, gravity decides to look the  other way. He fishes giant tarpon with a 9-weight, because he has to under-compensate. Once, when the fishing was slow he invented the sport of shark hurling&#8230; he is still the world&#8217;s only surviving practitioner. He is&#8230;the most interesting guide in the world. &#8220;I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">When he picks up a flyrod,<br />
gravity decides to look the  other way.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">He fishes giant tarpon with a 9-weight,<br />
because he has to <em>under</em>-compensate.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Once, when the fishing was slow<br />
he invented the sport of shark hurling&#8230;<br />
he is still the world&#8217;s only surviving practitioner.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">He is&#8230;the most interesting guide in the world.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&#8220;I don&#8217;t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.<br />
Stay salty, my friends.&#8221;</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Don&#8217;t know about interesting? Check it out<a title="Dos Equis' Most Interesting Man in the World" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zD6jKvqTO8"> here</a>.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a first&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://flatswalker.com/2010/05/25/its-a-first/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 03:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WindKnot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never done this, but couldn&#8217;t help it. The film in question is just a sweet, sweet vid that I had to do a review on what I&#8217;ve learned in a just a few practice sessions.  A review of the flycasting DVD &#8220;Taming the Wind: Prescott Smith Reveals His Secrets &#38; New Techniques for Casting Into [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve never done this, but couldn&#8217;t help it. The film in question is just a sweet, sweet vid that I had to do a review on what I&#8217;ve learned in a just a few practice sessions. </p>
<p>A review of the flycasting DVD &#8220;Taming the Wind: Prescott Smith Reveals His Secrets &amp; New Techniques for Casting Into the Wind.&#8221;</p>
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<p>A breakdown of the basic techniques covered in Mr. Smith&#8217;s instructional DVD, and the benefits of this revolutionary casting style. Though this DVD has been out for a while, I&#8217;d heard very little about it. So, I bought it, watched it, studied it, practiced the techniques, and used it to help teach a brand new fly caster. Guess what: IT WORKS! I really wish I&#8217;d found this DVD years ago. I KNOW I&#8217;d have gotten better faster.</p>
<p>Even though I cover some basic stuff in it, there&#8217;s plenty more there, trust me. Do yourself a favor and find a copy. Doesn&#8217;t matter where we are&#8211;the river, the lake, the beach, or on the flats&#8211;the wind is our biggest challenge&#8230;rise to the challenge with the movie.</p>
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		<title>Fashionably Late &amp; Interesting</title>
		<link>http://flatswalker.com/2009/08/22/fashionably-late-interesting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WindKnot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I must be slipping; can&#8217;t believe I missed Interesting Friday&#8217;s&#8230; actually, I just wasn&#8217;t in the frame of mind to come up with another three original lines. Good news, however, the wait is over. ____________________ His double-haul is so sharp, you can get whiplash just by watching. His fishing journal has been listed as classified [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I must be slipping; can&#8217;t believe I missed <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfKTDMEoC88" target="blank">Interesting</a> Friday&#8217;s&#8230; actually, I just wasn&#8217;t in the frame of mind to come up with another three original lines. Good news, however, the wait is over.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">____________________</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">His double-haul is so sharp,<br />
you can get whiplash just by watching.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">His fishing journal has been listed as classified<br />
until the next ice-age, or he retires&#8230;<br />
either way, you&#8217;ll never read it.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">His fish never actually get away,<br />
he&#8217;s just letting &#8216;em off with a warning.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">He is… the most interesting guide in the world.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">“I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.<br />
Stay salty, my friends.”</p>
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		<title>Fish Porn</title>
		<link>http://flatswalker.com/2009/08/18/fish-porn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:03:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WindKnot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  my screen&#8217;s glow: the parted water frozen to the rigid fin]]></description>
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my screen&#8217;s glow:<br />
the parted water frozen<br />
to the rigid fin</p>
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		<title>Just another Interesting Friday.</title>
		<link>http://flatswalker.com/2009/08/13/just-another-interesting-friday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:45:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WindKnot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where does the time go? Here&#8217;s another episode of interesting. ____________________ If there was a book written about his life it would be listed as a controlled substance in most countries. His wading shoes alone have seen more action than most fishing tournaments. (What did you think I was going to say?) As a rule he [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where does the time go? Here&#8217;s another episode of <a title="click here to see the original" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA" target="blank">interesting</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">____________________</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">If there was a book written about his life<br />
it would be listed as a controlled substance<br />
in most countries.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">His wading shoes alone<br />
have seen more action than most<br />
fishing tournaments.<br />
(What did you think I was going to say?)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">As a rule he never runs unless he has to.<br />
Then again, he never has to.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">He is&#8230; the most interesting guide in the world.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&#8220;I don&#8217;t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.<br />
Stay salty, my friends.&#8221;</p>
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