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Interesting…

Some say he believes all of human history to be an elaborate experiment conducted by mice and observed by dolphins… and that his Recommended Daily Intake for rum is “Seven”. Others say he’s terrified of clown fish. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to [...]

Bonefish on the fly?… Let It Roll

New Flatswalker / Fish-Bones film. The dude doing all the talking/singing/thumbs-upping is your’s truly, Mr. WindKnot. Other than that, it’s sort of self explanatory. Enjoy. (And also, vimeo rocks. Fe’ reel, dred.) (PS Wow, has technology come a long way; that 2009 Andros vid looks like it was shot on my phone… a 2005 Nokia something… max [...]

The Most Interesting Guide of 2011 Returns for 2012

Some say he must return the sea every fortnight, to molt, and that his mating rituals, even by fish standards, are bizarre. Others say that, strangely, he speaks only in binary when he’s drunk . All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * 01001001001000000110010001101111011011100010011101110100001000000110000101101100011101110110000101111001011100110010000001100111011001010111010000100000011101000110111100100000011001100110100101110011011010000010000001101101011110010111001101100101011011000110011000101100001000000110001001110101011101000010000001110111011010000110010101101110001000000100100100100000011001000110111100100000010010010010000001110010011001010110001101101111011011010110110101100101011011100110010000100000011101000110100001100101001000000111011101100001011101000110010101110010001000000110111101100110001000000110000100100000011110010110111101110101011011100110011100100000011011010110111101101111011011100010000001110100011010010110010001100101001011000010000001101000011000010110110001100110001000000110000100100000011011000110100101101101011001010010110000100000011000010010000001110011011100000111001001101001011001110010000001101111011001100010000001101101011010010110111001110100001011000010000001100001011011100110010000100000011101000110100001100101001000000111001101101100011010010110011101101000011101000010000001110111011010000110100101100110011001100010000001101111011001100010000001100010011011110110111001100101011001100110100101110011011010000010000001110011011011000110100101101101011001010010111000101110001011100000110100001010011100110111010001101001011100100010000001100111011001010110111001110100011011000111100100101100001000000110010001100101011000110110000101101110011101000010110000100000011000010110111001100100001000000110010101101110011010100110111101111001001011100000110100001010000011010000101001010011011101000110000101111001001000000111001101100001011011000111010001111001001000000110110101111001001000000110011001110010011010010110010101101110011001000111001100101110 ____________________ * Not familiar, check it out here. Decode binary here.

Fridays Are Fun, Seriously.

Some say that underneath his luxurious tan is a coat of glittering scales, and that he’s carefully trained himself to breath above water. Others say he still doesn’t understand blinking. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do, I [...]

Fridays w/ STIGGY

Some say that for him 2 plus 2 equals yellow, and that he finds twist-off bottle caps infuriating. Others say he believes snow is something he did wrong. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do, I prefer snaking [...]

Gotta love Fridays…

Some say he came from space… to teach computers to hibernate, and that his laugh sounds exactly like Bob Marley’s Jammin’. Others say his version of fish porn is the real thing. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do, [...]

Fridays inspired by The STIG*

Some say his blood is salt water, while his sweat smells like spiced rum… and that his vision only operates in infrared. Some have heard him swear he’s never driven a boat that he couldn’t fly. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish myself, but [...]

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