Some say his blood is salt water, while his sweat smells like spiced rum… and that his vision only operates in infrared. Some have heard him swear he’s never driven a boat that he couldn’t fly. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish myself, but [...]
Posts Tagged ‘laughs’
Learn Patois. Be cool.
Yeah, this is pretty hilarious. Much like the dialect back home, but more, well, Jamaican. Enjoy.
Clouds are not interesting… but the STIG* is.
Some say his fly rod grows from his finger like the silver Terminator, and that the hooks on his flies are actually teeth he’s shed, like a shark. Others say he’s convinced clouds are following him. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish [...]
Blue Fins and All… (Pt. II)
December 28, 2000 Today I’ve decided not to go fishing. Instead thought I’d merely practice casting. There is a small flat a few minutes from home that’s perfect for this—shallow water, wide open spaces, and no mangroves to grab errant back-casts. I’d even occasionally seen bonefish there, but not today; today, it was just practice. [...]
Return of the Flats Bandito
The flats bandit returns to the beach to snag some bones. But the wind is up and the fish are biting shy (so he claims), and his line ties itself into unreasonable knots at the fish’s request. (Talk about your wind knots!) What is this and what will be the answer? Tunes: Fat Freddy’s Drop, [...]
Not Why I Don’t Friendface
Apropos of bonefishonthebrain‘s recent post, I’ve decided to share this with the world (or whatever minuscule segment of the population actually visits this site). Just so you know, this isn’t why I don’t Facebook—I’m actually just a slackster, coffee-house misanthrope who has no time for people who can’t take the time to call, text, email, [...]
Jay (Bug Beard the Terrible) & the Tarpon
Ok, I was searching through the sickly soup of YouTube for tarpon fishing—yes, I’m already pining for tarpon season—and found this. Ok, here we have some stupid $#!t—did I hear something about 3-x tippet in there?! But, I’m sure you’ll share my confliction over how sweet it also is. Nicely done. (As an aside, I [...]
