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The Most Interesting Guide of 2011 Returns for 2012

Some say he must return the sea every fortnight, to molt, and that his mating rituals, even by fish standards, are bizarre. Others say that, strangely, he speaks only in binary when he’s drunk . All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * 01001001001000000110010001101111011011100010011101110100001000000110000101101100011101110110000101111001011100110010000001100111011001010111010000100000011101000110111100100000011001100110100101110011011010000010000001101101011110010111001101100101011011000110011000101100001000000110001001110101011101000010000001110111011010000110010101101110001000000100100100100000011001000110111100100000010010010010000001110010011001010110001101101111011011010110110101100101011011100110010000100000011101000110100001100101001000000111011101100001011101000110010101110010001000000110111101100110001000000110000100100000011110010110111101110101011011100110011100100000011011010110111101101111011011100010000001110100011010010110010001100101001011000010000001101000011000010110110001100110001000000110000100100000011011000110100101101101011001010010110000100000011000010010000001110011011100000111001001101001011001110010000001101111011001100010000001101101011010010110111001110100001011000010000001100001011011100110010000100000011101000110100001100101001000000111001101101100011010010110011101101000011101000010000001110111011010000110100101100110011001100010000001101111011001100010000001100010011011110110111001100101011001100110100101110011011010000010000001110011011011000110100101101101011001010010111000101110001011100000110100001010011100110111010001101001011100100010000001100111011001010110111001110100011011000111100100101100001000000110010001100101011000110110000101101110011101000010110000100000011000010110111001100100001000000110010101101110011010100110111101111001001011100000110100001010000011010000101001010011011101000110000101111001001000000111001101100001011011000111010001111001001000000110110101111001001000000110011001110010011010010110010101101110011001000111001100101110 ____________________ * Not familiar, check it out here. Decode binary here.

Blue Fins and All… (Pt. III)

December 28, 2000 Since I had only been out practicing my cast I had no more flies on me. I carefully waded back to shore and, once on the beach, bolted for my car. I scrabbled through the first flybox I found, tied on a new fly (taking at least five times as long as [...]

Interesting…

Some say he’s seen “A River Runs Through It” an astonishing 0.3 times. Others say he doesn’t know what silverware is for. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do, it’s tails up, noses down, fish on. Stay salty [...]

Gotta love Fridays…

Some say he came from space… to teach computers to hibernate, and that his laugh sounds exactly like Bob Marley’s Jammin’. Others say his version of fish porn is the real thing. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do, [...]

Fridays inspired by The STIG*

Some say his blood is salt water, while his sweat smells like spiced rum… and that his vision only operates in infrared. Some have heard him swear he’s never driven a boat that he couldn’t fly. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish myself, but [...]

Learn Patois. Be cool.

    Yeah, this is pretty hilarious. Much like the dialect back home, but more, well, Jamaican. Enjoy.

Clouds are not interesting… but the STIG* is.

Some say his fly rod grows from his finger like the silver Terminator, and that the hooks on his flies are actually teeth he’s shed, like a shark. Others say he’s convinced clouds are following him. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish [...]

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