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The Most Interesting Guide on iPhones & Facebook


Some say, if he ever joined Facebook
it would crash the internet.

And that he is adamant the i-phone was invented by Rastafarians.

Others have heard him say, Meh nuh unahstan bonefish, seen?
But meh 
ovahstan dem, meh ovahstan dem feh real.

All we’re sure of is he’s the most interesting guide in the world I-world.

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I don always geh to fish mysef, but when ah do I-an’-I prefer bonefish, mon.

Stay saaalty, mi friens.

The Most Interesting Guide of 2013…


Some say, he glows purple under infra-red light.

And that he builds fly leaders, mixes cocktails, and makes love
all strictly according to the Fibonacci Sequence.

All we know is he’s the most interesting guide in the world.

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I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.

Stay salty my friends.

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The Genius of Interesting


Some say, the list of his accolades is so unbelievable
it must be a figment of his own imagination,
for which he just won the Pulitzer Prize and the McCarthur Genius Award.

Others say that, strangely, he can only get drunk by osmosis.

All we’re sure of is he’s the most interesting guide in the world.

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I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.

Stay salty my friends.

Interesting Goes Fishing


Some say his strip strike is so fast
it can set fire to water,

And that when he fly fishes
he limits his false casts to zero.

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I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.

Stay salty my friends.

Just when you thought it was safe


Some say his closest genetic ancestor has a hammer where it’s head should be,
And that each hair on his body is actually a tiny tooth.

Others say if he doesn’t keep moving, he’ll drown.

All we know is he’s the most interesting guide in the water.

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I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.

Stay salty my friends.

Most Interesting Guide


Some say he’s been guiding for so long
he thinks a flyrod is something you wave at bonefish
in order to scare them away,

And that he ties all his flies on paperclips
in order to prevent injury to his kin.

All we know is he’s called Windknot.

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I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.

Stay salty my friends.

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Interestingly Irate Fridays


Some say, his official ID lists his physical features
as 10-foot long, and neutrally bouyant.

And that, years ago, when he landed is first tarpon on fly
he didn’t drag it out of the water, take a zillion insta-gram pics,
post them on instumblookface.com,
email a hipster-emo-redneck-style story to the Drike,
make a yotube documentary about it all
and generally act like a total self-agrandizing ass.

Others say he has a strange compulsion related to beer…
wait, that should read: bears, no: beats… Battlestargalactica.
Right, that’s it: pop-culture references.

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I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.

Stay salty my friends.

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