Some say he believes all of human history to be an elaborate experiment conducted by mice and observed by dolphins… and that his Recommended Daily Intake for rum is “Seven”. Others say he’s terrified of clown fish. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to [...]
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Guides Can Bonefish Too
While his clients have lunch Andros Bonefish Guide Alvin Greene hooks a bonefish. Nice. *TV-MA (strong language)
Bahamas on my mind…
A snippet of a “double digit” bonefish January 2012 in a very special place. [quotes added]
Travel Log: Andros (Pt. III)
Last Chance April 29, 2005 Day V. It’s been tough. Weather. We’ve had patchy overcast skies, winds at times pushing 25 knots, but we’ve still caught fish, 5-7 pounders mostly and shots at double-digit trophies. But Dad still hasn’t gotten his ‘big one’. Sure, there’ve been some nice fish, but the mythical double-digit, the ten-pounder [...]
Andros, Bahamas Snapper
Apropos of a serious lust for unknown waters, I’ve been doing some deep dredging of ye ol’ YouTube trove. Here, my friends is a gem: a real guide’s day off. (BTW, that dude w/ the rod? That’s Andy Smith of “In Search of a Rising Tide” fame, one of the many sons of Charlie Smith… [...]
Interesting…
Some say he’s seen “A River Runs Through It” an astonishing 0.3 times. Others say he doesn’t know what silverware is for. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do, it’s tails up, noses down, fish on. Stay salty [...]
What’s a “tumblr”?
The man was silent for some time. Then he said that he had eaten such a taco and that it tasted of bootblack and horsefeed. That if this taco was under God’s dominion then surely all other great evils must be as well. And then the man took the halfeaten and greaseblackened taco from his [...]




