Some say that underneath his luxurious tan is a coat of glittering scales, and that he’s carefully trained himself to breath above water. Others say he still doesn’t understand blinking. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do, I [...]
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What’s a “tumblr”?
The man was silent for some time. Then he said that he had eaten such a taco and that it tasted of bootblack and horsefeed. That if this taco was under God’s dominion then surely all other great evils must be as well. And then the man took the halfeaten and greaseblackened taco from his [...]
Fridays w/ STIGGY
Some say that for him 2 plus 2 equals yellow, and that he finds twist-off bottle caps infuriating. Others say he believes snow is something he did wrong. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do, I prefer snaking [...]
Gotta love Fridays…
Some say he came from space… to teach computers to hibernate, and that his laugh sounds exactly like Bob Marley’s Jammin’. Others say his version of fish porn is the real thing. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do, [...]
DIY Bones… Somewhere in the Caribbean
Found the following over on ThisRiverIsWild. Not the sort of thing I usually post—swaggish vid posts—but I am legitimately jealous about this. Also, I wish to hell I knew where they were… and respect the hell out of them for not revealing that juicy bit of info. Seeing the awesomeness of this particular post you [...]
Fridays inspired by The STIG*
Some say his blood is salt water, while his sweat smells like spiced rum… and that his vision only operates in infrared. Some have heard him swear he’s never driven a boat that he couldn’t fly. All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world. * I don’t always get to fish myself, but [...]
Learn Patois. Be cool.
Yeah, this is pretty hilarious. Much like the dialect back home, but more, well, Jamaican. Enjoy.
