The Genius of Interesting
Some say, the list of his accolades is so unbelievable
it must be a figment of his own imagination,
for which he just won the Pulitzer Prize and the McCarthur Genius Award.
Others say that, strangely, he can only get drunk by osmosis.
All we’re sure of is he’s the most interesting guide in the world.
I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.
Stay salty my friends.