Interestingly Irate Fridays
Some say, his official ID lists his physical features
as 10-foot long, and neutrally bouyant.
And that, years ago, when he landed is first tarpon on fly
he didn’t drag it out of the water, take a zillion insta-gram pics,
post them on instumblookface.com,
email a hipster-emo-redneck-style story to the Drike,
make a yotube documentary about it all
and generally act like a total self-agrandizing ass.
Others say he has a strange compulsion related to beer…
wait, that should read: bears, no: beats… Battlestargalactica.
Right, that’s it: pop-culture references.
I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.
Stay salty my friends.