The Most Interesting Guide on Twitter
Some say his “bonefish dance” has been known to raise fertility levels in certain tribes
on the opposite side of the globe,
and that he doesn’t understand why all birds are laughing at him.
Other’s say that he thinks a “tweet” is the sound a rusty reel makes.
All we know is, he’s the most interesting guide in the world.
I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish…
but I’ll catch anything I feel like.
Stay salty my friends.
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