The Most Interesting Friday
He does not believe in 3-x tippet, jet skis, or fruit in beer.
The last time he was asked how many fish he caught,
3 fishermen quit and took up miniature golf,
another ate his flyrod, and a 5th spontaneously combusted…
he used the carbon in the ashes to make himself a new flyrod
with which he broke the world record for grand slams in a single day.
He has never been asked again.
He is the most interesting guide in the world.
“I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.
Stay salty, my friends.”