Halloween Can Be Interesting
At costume parties people come dressed as him.
He’s never once been asked, “trick or treat?”
…they just give him the treat and leave.
Every Halloween he dresses as himself,
and still wins “Most Interesting Costume”.
He is still the most interesting guide in the world.
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