"Stay salty, my friends."
He’s never been to Vagas,
he takes Vagas with him.
He’s been known to forget he has a job…
because he was out fishing.
When questioned about his tactics
people often find him unintelligible.
He is… the most interesting guide in the world.
“I don’t always get to fish myself, but when I do I prefer bonefish.
Stay salty, my friends.”
